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Ideal for power outages, zombie apocalypses, another global pandemic or an epic BM.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003ePhrase: Everything Is Fine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eGlass Bottle with gold lid\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e40qty Safety Matches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eBlack Tipped\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eStriker on Side of Bottle for easy strike and light\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e1.84 x 4.75, 1.8oz Glass Bottle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"ul1\"\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Chez Gagne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46586591314168,"sku":null,"price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2073\/1509\/files\/matches_shitshow1.jpg?v=1751485060"},{"product_id":"hot-girl-shit-hand-cream","title":"Hot Girl Shit Hand Cream","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\" data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"Need to get those hands in formation?\"}' data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":12801,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"12\":0,\"15\":\"Century Gothic\",\"16\":11}'\u003eNeed to get those hands in formation? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\" data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"Need to get those hands in formation?\"}' data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":12801,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"12\":0,\"15\":\"Century Gothic\",\"16\":11}'\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\" data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"We got you, boo.\"}' data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":12801,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"12\":0,\"15\":\"Century Gothic\",\"16\":11}'\u003eWe got you, boo.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\" data-sheets-value=\"{\u0026quot;1\u0026quot;:2,\u0026quot;2\u0026quot;:\u0026quot;We'll hydrate the hell out of your hands with our light weight blend of jojoba oil and cocoa butter. The fast absorbing jojoba oil and nourishing cocoa butter leave your hands feeling silky and smooth without that greasy gross feel. Leave the rough shit to us. You're welcome, hottie.\u0026quot;}\" data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":12801,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"12\":0,\"15\":\"Century Gothic\",\"16\":11}'\u003eWe'll hydrate the hell out of your hands with our light weight blend of jojoba oil and cocoa butter. The fast absorbing jojoba oil and nourishing cocoa butter leave your hands feeling silky and smooth without that greasy gross feel. Leave the rough shit to us. You're welcome, hottie.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cem\u003eVegan and Cruelty-Free.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"metafield-multi_line_text_field\"\u003eIntensely Moisturizing Hand Crème with Cocoa Butter and Jojoba Oil\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"metafield-multi_line_text_field\"\u003eScent: Sea Salt Citrus Neroli\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"metafield-multi_line_text_field\"\u003eRecyclable Tube with Gold Cap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"metafield-multi_line_text_field\"\u003e3.4oz \/ 2.4 x 5.75 Tube Size\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"metafield-multi_line_text_field\"\u003eMade in the USA from Domestic and globally sourced components\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"metafield-multi_line_text_field\"\u003eFor external use only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chez Gagne","offers":[{"title":"Citrus + Neroli","offer_id":46586591478008,"sku":null,"price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2073\/1509\/files\/hotgirlshit1.jpg?v=1751485064"},{"product_id":"irish-exit-napkins","title":"Irish Exit Napkins","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor those ready to make a stealthy getaway. Equip yourself with the ideal napkin as you plot your perfect departure, no goodbyes necessary. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThese aren’t your grandma's doilies. We are bright, we are loud and look so happy on a table. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eGet the conversations going with the Chez Gagné paper cocktail napkins. These babes are the perfect addition to any party or soiree and are sure to get some laughs.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eNapkin Color: Green\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e3 Ply Paper Cocktail Napkins\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eSet\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e of 24 napkins\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eSize: 5 x 5 in, 10 x 10 in when unfolded\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinting: White\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Chez Gagne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46586591576312,"sku":null,"price":11.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2073\/1509\/files\/irishexit2.jpg?v=1751485068"},{"product_id":"smokeshow-matches","title":"Smokeshow Matches","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet your new fire-starting BFFs. Nestled in chic glass perfume bottles these matches are here to turn heads and light fires. 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Our unique formula won’t organize your life, but it will give you 10 seconds to get your thoughts together and leave you with silky smooth hands to tackle the chaos.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eYou've got this, babe.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cem\u003eVegan and Cruelty-Free. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"metafield-multi_line_text_field\"\u003eIntensely Moisturizing Hand Crème with Cocoa Butter and Jojoba Oil\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"metafield-multi_line_text_field\"\u003eScent: Sea Salt, Citrus \u0026amp; Neroli \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"metafield-multi_line_text_field\"\u003eRecyclable Tube with Gold Cap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"metafield-multi_line_text_field\"\u003e3.4 oz \/ 2.4 x 5.75 Tube Size\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"metafield-multi_line_text_field\"\u003eMade in the USA from Domestic and globally sourced components\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch6\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"metafield-multi_line_text_field\"\u003eINGREDIENTS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"metafield-multi_line_text_field\"\u003eWater\/Aqua, Glyceryl Stearate SE, Ethylhexyl Palmitate, Caprylic\/ Capric Triglyceride, Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil, Fragrance\/Parfum, Sodium Stearoyl Glutamate, Phenoxyethandl, Citrus Aurantifolia (Lime) Oil, Xanthan Gum, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter, Ethylhexlglycerin, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Tocopherol, Sodium Hydroxide, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice Powder.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chez Gagne","offers":[{"title":"Citrus + Neroli","offer_id":46586619101432,"sku":null,"price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2073\/1509\/files\/getagrip1.jpg?v=1751662792"},{"product_id":"wildly-overcommitted-notepad","title":"Wildly Overcommitted Notepad","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTruly the best f*cking notepad and while we may be biased, we know paper and these are the sheeeeet. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat do you get when you combine exceptionally thick paper, superb perforation and a wildly accurate and often hilarious phrase? Chez Gagné’s perfect notepads. Here to appease even the most OCD of us, our pristine perforated tear and heavy weight lined paper notepads are the ideal writing surface for manically jotting out your honey-do, shit-to-do, reminder or grocery list. Because we all know if it doesn’t get written down, it’s not getting done. 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