In Case of Shitshow Matches

When shit hits the fan, take control of at least one thing: the ability to light. it. up. Ideal for power outages, zombie apocalypses, another global pandemic or an epic BM.

• Phrase: Everything Is Fine
• Glass Bottle with gold lid 
• 40qty Safety Matches
• Black Tipped
• Striker on Side of Bottle for easy strike and light
• 1.84 x 4.75, 1.8oz Glass Bottle